He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021
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Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
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It would them be called a shitercock.
It would them be called a shitercock.
by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010
Get the Shitercock mug.An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
by Tiger02 February 23, 2009
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