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Spunky Richard
The best man you'll meet, he is very courageous and determined. You never know what comes next with him. He is also sexually attractive. If you are lucky enough to ever meet him, keep him around for a long time. Get your self a Spunky Richard
Gabby: Yo, that Spunky Richard is on hell of a man.
Zali: I know right!
Ariana: I want myself a Spunk Richard!
Zali: I know right!
Ariana: I want myself a Spunk Richard!
Spunky Richard by spunky_richard August 19, 2020
Related Words
sphunky • spunky • spunky monkey • shunky • Splunky • spunky dunky • sprunky • spunky bum • SpunkyNetwork • Spunky Richard
Spunky Monkey
n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Spunky Monkey by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008
Spunky Orangutan
n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008
spunky richard
he is the best man you will ever meet, he is courageous and determined. He is also very sexually attractive, if you ever meet one keep him for a very long time. He is rich and spunky.
Gabby: That Spunky Richard is one hell of a man
Ariana: OH yeAH!
Zali: I want me one of those Spunky Richards!!
Ariana: OH yeAH!
Zali: I want me one of those Spunky Richards!!
spunky richard by spunky_richard August 19, 2020
Spunky mess
When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.
Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
Spunky mess by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017
Spunky Box
A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Spunky Box by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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