spghet
A 40-year old Jew that is a virgin that has erectile dysfunction, that didn't take Viagra when he fucks his first girl.
Look at the spghet.
spghet by AutisticAssdriller666 May 10, 2018
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Ottawa Spaghetti
n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.
I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.
Ottawa Spaghetti by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013
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Spaghetti Bow
Derek and Jason have been fighting, but then they went and put a nice spaghetti bow on it. They're not fooling anyone.
I hope this season doesn't end with them tying all the drama up in a spaghetti bow.
I hope this season doesn't end with them tying all the drama up in a spaghetti bow.
Spaghetti Bow by JusticarJasper August 31, 2012
Mom's Spaghetti
n./adv./v.
The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
Mom's Spaghetti by aceofspades8 December 14, 2017
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Gay Spaghetti
A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.
Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
Gay Spaghetti by Archduke of Douchebags January 7, 2019
somebody toucha my spaghet
A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.
somebody toucha my spaghet by deadly Mexican January 16, 2018
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