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spermnesia

What a dude claims to have regarding whether he'd inseminated a gal in da past.
Bill Clinton always claims total spermnesia whenever any "former fling" female requests child-support payments.
spermnesia by QuacksO June 19, 2026
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milk of spermesia 

Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.
Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.
milk of spermesia by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010

Steamnesia

One of the terrible side effect of Steam sales game binges, a mental disease that makes you forget all about games you had in your Steam library.
"Hmm what should I play today?"
*checks Steam game library*
"WTF?! What's <name_of_a_game> doing here? I can't even remember buying it, I must have steamnesia."
Steamnesia by Tohwaku June 12, 2013

Spamnesia 

Forgetting to check your junk folder for missing emails.
He forgot to check his Spam folder. He's suffering from Spamnesia.

Sportnesia

The tendency to forget that not everyone is interested in, passionate about, or wants to participate in sports. A person experiencing Sportnesia may assume that everyone should love sport or that sport is the solution to every problem. Such traits may sometimes be seen in a Sports Andhbhakt.
Person A: I’m not really interested in sports.
Sports Enthusiast: You should try running. Sport builds discipline, improves mental health, teaches teamwork…
Person A: I said I’m not interested.
Sports Enthusiast: But have you tried football?
Person A: Bro has Sportnesia.” 😂
Sportnesia by JPA921 September 22, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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