Steamnesia

One of the terrible side effect of Steam sales game binges, a mental disease that makes you forget all about games you had in your Steam library.

"Hmm what should I play today?"
*checks Steam game library*
"WTF?! What's <name_of_a_game> doing here? I can't even remember buying it, I must have steamnesia."

Steamnesia by Tohwaku June 12, 2013

Streamnesia 

Streaming/watching too many online movies/series, that you forget what you’ve previously watched.

John asks “hey have you watched The Netflix series Anatomy of a scandal?” I say “ I can’t remember, what’s it about?” Then I say, “I watch So many shows, they all start blending together, I have Streamnesia”!

Streamnesia by Yvonne Reiter April 20, 2022

Samnesia 

The moment when you are so high and/or drunk that you zone out, remembering all of the G Maneuvers (times where you had an awesome moment), you had that day. While hanging out with your friends.

Yo, you with us, or are you having Samnesia.

Samnesia by Semodeen January 26, 2013

Stamnesia 

Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.

To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.

Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"

Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"

Stamnesia by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009

slamnesia 

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.

slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.

slamnesia by psychobabble July 30, 2008

Shamnesia 

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.

"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"

Shamnesia by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009

scamnesia 

1. diagnosis Dx for political high ups when they reply to Congressional hearings or a Federal Grand Jury with the defense "I don't recall."

Variations: "I don't remember."
"I don't know."
"I don't recollect."

2. Dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.

1. Scooter Libby's scamnesia defense in 2004 Congressional hearings re: the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.

Invented by President Ronald Reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx'd as alzheimers) during the Iran-Contra hearings in 1987
"The simple truth is, 'I don't remember - period'" - President Reagan writing to the Tower Commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to Iran)in advance.

scamnesia by tenzen January 2, 2009