spermer

A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue

kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here

by sir. louis belivadear October 4, 2016

galactic spermer

To jizz like a mad man. When a male ejaculates so well that it reaches the ceiling and does not stop.

"hey did you hear? I was jacking and i hit the ceiling! if we did not have a roof it would have fuckin hit a plane or something!"

"Duddde or like a galaxy. You must be a galactic spermer!!"

by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008

Spermen

Sperm and semen but together.

I was trying to say sperm and semen at the same time and i just got "spermen"

by Warzak July 24, 2009

Spermes

The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015

Spermrub

The gathering of sperm after ejaculation and binding it with your hands.

To rub sperm into your hands/body when finished jacking off.

I jacked off before and finished it with a spermrub.

Spermrub is a good way of greeting someone you dont like.

by Stanstring September 28, 2010

Spermeate

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

Spermfro

A particularly sad, failed attempt at a gerry curl due to over-lubricational issues.

Damn, did you see Jerry Rice on "Dancing with the Stars", his SPERMFRO was ridiculous!

by Dr. P.F. Spyrmingwilde Jr. March 7, 2007