spermherder 

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.

My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.

spermherder by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006

spermhoarder 

1 n. A person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form.

also

a sperm-bank robber

Eric is a spermhoarder.

spermhoarder by boristagg November 26, 2007

Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

Sperm Herder by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

The Hawaiian SpermBender 

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

The Hawaiian SpermBender by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019