Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

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spermanate • Sperminate • shermanate • sperminated • Shermanated • spermanator • Spermante • sperminator • shermanator • Spermeate

Spermeate

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

Shermanator

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.

I am the Shermanator. You have been targeted for Shermanation.

Shermanator by Major Miner June 1, 2007

Spelmanite

A Spelmanite is a young woman who attends Spelman College, holds herself to a higher standard. In the works of becoming a Spelman woman and never blemishes the name of her institution

A Spelmanite must be a gorgeous, intelligent woman of Spelman College in Atlanta, GA.

Spelmanite by justafriend_2015 May 23, 2011

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.

"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."

sperminated by dj1234 February 4, 2008

Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!

My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!

Sperminator by amylou5276 June 25, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026