Urban Dictionary: Definitions by chimp101

chod

shit, poo, crap
usually referring to dog shit

person 1 "for fucks sake"
person 2 "what"
person 1 "i've just trod in some dog chod. what a cunt"

chod by chimp101 March 5, 2008

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

to ejaculate/ cum
to do sex wee

my mrs was sucking me off, then i pulled out and spermanated all over her face