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spermaban

From the word "sperma" -
n. pl. sperm or sperms
1. A male gamete, such as a spermatozoon of an animal or one of the cells or nuclei produced by a pollen grain of a plant. Also called sperm cell.
2. Semen.

And the word "ban" -

tr.v. banned, ban·ning, bans
1.
a. To prohibit (an action) or forbid the use of (something), especially by official decree: banned smoking in theaters; banned pesticides in parks. See Synonyms at forbid.
b. To refuse to allow (someone) to do something, go somewhere, or be a participant; exclude: a coach who was banned from the sidelines for two games; a gambler who was banned from the club.
2. South African Under the former system of apartheid, to deprive (a person suspected of illegal activity) of the right of free movement and association with others.
3. Archaic To curse.

Spermaban is something worse then shadowban on social sites. But WORSE.
Most likely you will get spermabanned by your doctor, cancer, balls trauma or Sellen
They does not can not just spread your opinion. You CAN NOT spread you genes !
I got spermabanned by my doctor. It is like I got shadowbanned on Instagram but worse.....
Hey boy, are you gonna do something about that spermaban ? You Can Always Do IVF !
by Julian Alfred Pankratz January 25, 2022
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Spermabetes

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
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sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.
"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."
by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008
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Permaban

To permanitely ban or stop from using.
by ChipAyten August 13, 2006
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Spermbag

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".
Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?
by Drivermate August 31, 2015
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Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.
Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Permabanned

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.
Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!
by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003
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