spengey 

Something that is stupid/retarded

Lewis's broken arm is very spengey

spengey by spenge god February 16, 2018

spengy meltboy 

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

spengy meltboy by Dr Baltic July 2, 2016

Spengel 

To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.

"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John

Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

spengy melt 

One who lacks the basic requirements to function as a human; mentally challenged; Tom Love

Did you see what Tom did in class today?

What a spengy melt

spengy melt by Toohak July 10, 2018

spengy 

Idiotic/stupid/dumb... The act of being a speng

Oi bruv stop being such a spengy melt boy

spengy by og_lancaster October 29, 2015

spongey bitch 

Defined as a whore or a slut.

You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.

spongey bitch by pgarrett September 16, 2013

spencey 

He is hilarious. Gay. Has a GREAT fashion sense. He's awesome. He gives great relationship advice and he listens to all of your problems. He's the best friend you don't want to lose.

Omigod, I want to be spencey!

spencey by emmzy123 May 4, 2013