speeth

The act of placing two fingers if not three in the anus, and rapidly moving them in a thrusting motion towards the prostate. Also during this action, the person says these words: "Oh,, I can't hide these feelings anymore!"

Dude, were you just speething yourself!?

speeth by Dave Knapp January 24, 2003

speeth_e 

a man who thrived in the homosexual community in northwestern pennsylvania during the mid-90's to the present. He has been accused of indecent exposure, molesting boys, and public masturbation. He is flamboyantly gay and is considered a threat to all humankind...he's also into docking.

Oh shit i think that speeth_e...what a fag-fuck!!!

speeth_e by Dave Knapp January 24, 2003

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

erween.smeeth 

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

erween.smeeth by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

greatest speech ever 

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.

The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

greatest speech ever by jodertu November 21, 2010

Winger speech 

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

Winger speech by yourboybd December 30, 2018

Cope Seethe Mald 

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.

Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"

Cope Seethe Mald by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021