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Speechie
A person who is part of a very small hanful of people who are elite enough to choose to get up at five in the morning in order to be hauled to a random school so that they may subject themselves to speaking publicly and competitively. They also tend to be dressed in more formal clothing on ANY given day (not just competitions), and are slightly more educated, versatile, and elite than most other people in their school, but not often respected as much as they should be.
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speechie • Speechy • speechless • speeching • Speecher • skeechie • Spechie • Speeched • speechering • Speecherism
Speechie
A teen who is overly active in talking to walls, talks to loud, has been known to be socially awkward, and is in a speech club.
Speechie by Aggie Zos-ehh March 3, 2011
Speechie
A person involved in the activity of forensics, but usually is more involved in the speech aspect of speech and debate.
Only speechies will understand the feeling of willingly waking up at five in the morning to spend an entire Saturday giving speeches
Speechie by Thepoetbrainiac June 28, 2015
Fuck her speechless
Lisa talks almost continually except when I fuck her speechless.....but it only lasts for a few minutes.
Fuck her speechless by old one January 10, 2011
speechism
The discrimination of a particular group of people based on the way in which they speak, otherwise known as vernacular or dialect.
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