speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

Speedy Julian

One of the fastest track athletes of all time.

Timmy: Dang Carl, did you see him run by?
Carl: yep. That right there is a speedy Julian.

by Packer1287 June 26, 2016

Speedy Juice

A slang used by the young folks to refer to Energy drinks, from "Monster" To "Mnt Dew Rise"

"Speedy Juice, Yum Yum😋"

by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

speed junkie

Someone who seeks out and craves thrilling speeds and/or activities to get a rush of speed.

Scott love to race cars at 175mph. He is a speed junkie

by 20vgolf October 18, 2013

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010