2nd Degree Gay

When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.
I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra
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who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010
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red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
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1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.
1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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3rd Degree Gay

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.
Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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single summer

A school relationship that last until the very last day of school then ends because everyone knows relationships dont stand a chance over the summer.
Michael had to dump his girlfriend he had since August 1 on the last day of school for her own good. Hes going to have a single summer.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 15, 2010
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