Blahblahwhogivesafuck's definitions

midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.

bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010

nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.

kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra

that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

stair fail

when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.

that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.

man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010

hbo

head blown off

holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010