Definitions by Blahblahwhogivesafuck

a read 

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

a read by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023

car test 

The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.

Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.

Homie: Where r we going tho?

Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.

car test by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018

3rd Degree Gay 

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.

Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!

3rd Degree Gay by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

2nd Degree Gay 

When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.

I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay

2nd Degree Gay by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

1st Degree Gay 

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.

1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay

1st Degree Gay by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

who wears the condom 

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

who wears the condom by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

single summer 

A school relationship that last until the very last day of school then ends because everyone knows relationships dont stand a chance over the summer.

Michael had to dump his girlfriend he had since August 1 on the last day of school for her own good. Hes going to have a single summer.

single summer by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 15, 2010