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nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.
kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.
bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010
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speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg
i went to the ER for speed jerking
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
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1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.
1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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hbo

holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
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who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010
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