midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.

bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 16, 2010

2nd Degree Gay

When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.

I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 18, 2023

polo

the freshest clothing line currently on the market. cost like 80 at macy's but 50 at other places. not to be confused with US polo assn. u will get laughed at like a fucking clown.

Dude 1: ay bruh check out my polo i got yesterday!
Dude 2: Stupid nigga that US polo...burn that shit!
Dude 1: dang bruh

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 16, 2009

hbo

head blown off

holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 16, 2010

stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra

that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010