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speedwood 

Speedwood is a subgenre or genre of music created by Michael D. Bridges and Georger R. Baum. It consists of mainly two acoustic instruments - a guitar and a piano. Sometimes other acoustic instruments are added such as a drum, slinky, or recorder. It is a fast-paced music where the players play their instruments as hard as fast as they can and include the occassional ballad as well. The creator's website is at www.speedwood.com
We didn't want to have a full band, so we decided that we'd play speedwood.
speedwood by kagomeshuko November 9, 2004
Related Words
A Speedmoig is a 2 wheeled mode of transport, on which employees at large airports may stand to gain speedy movement about the place
Look at that bloke on the speedmoig.

Matt, I wish i had a speedmoig

The only downfall to a speedmoig is it cant cope with steps
Speedmoig by Benton! September 26, 2005

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Oreo Speedman 

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.
hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you
Oreo Speedman by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

Speedmod 

Short for Speed-Modification.

A Speedmod is a modifier in several music games like In The Groove, Beatmania, Dance Dance Revolution or O2Jam. A lot of Speedmods look like "x3" or "x 2.5".

Explaination:

When you play a song the notes of the songs will be displayed according to the BPM of the song (Beats per minute).
After you used a Speedmod the scrolling speed of the displayed notes will increase or decrease, but it won't change the BPM of the song.

Many players are using Speedmods to increase their playing skill and timing.
Example:
Song BPM = 150
Scrolling Speed = 150

Speedmod 0.5x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 75
Speedmod 2x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 300
Speedmod by TigerYoshiki September 5, 2008

speedonkadonk 

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.
Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.
speedonkadonk by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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