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A Speedmoig is a 2 wheeled mode of transport, on which employees at large airports may stand to gain speedy movement about the place
Look at that bloke on the speedmoig.

Matt, I wish i had a speedmoig

The only downfall to a speedmoig is it cant cope with steps
Speedmoig by Benton! September 26, 2005

SpeedyMouse

Speedy mouse is a subnautica youtuber i guess lmao

another name for him is accelerated rodent
shit speedymouse banned me off of his SMP for saying poop shit
SpeedyMouse by slow rat March 24, 2021

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Oreo Speedman 

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.
hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you
Oreo Speedman by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

Speedmod 

Short for Speed-Modification.

A Speedmod is a modifier in several music games like In The Groove, Beatmania, Dance Dance Revolution or O2Jam. A lot of Speedmods look like "x3" or "x 2.5".

Explaination:

When you play a song the notes of the songs will be displayed according to the BPM of the song (Beats per minute).
After you used a Speedmod the scrolling speed of the displayed notes will increase or decrease, but it won't change the BPM of the song.

Many players are using Speedmods to increase their playing skill and timing.
Example:
Song BPM = 150
Scrolling Speed = 150

Speedmod 0.5x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 75
Speedmod 2x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 300
Speedmod by TigerYoshiki September 5, 2008

Spagdemonium 

A gathering of Spags...usually around a river or still water, where chest beating and braggadocio ensues. Chants for "distance", "skagit" and "eddy ward" are heard for miles around. Typically, large quantities of PBR and Jack Daniels are consumed and every guy goes home alone.
Hey Dude, it was Spagdemonium down on the Sandy last week.

Are you attending Spagdemonium at the GGCC?
Spagdemonium by Fly Monkey February 23, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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