A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

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Oreo Speedman

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.

hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you

Oreo Speedman by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

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Speedmod

Short for Speed-Modification.

A Speedmod is a modifier in several music games like In The Groove, Beatmania, Dance Dance Revolution or O2Jam. A lot of Speedmods look like "x3" or "x 2.5".

Explaination:

When you play a song the notes of the songs will be displayed according to the BPM of the song (Beats per minute).
After you used a Speedmod the scrolling speed of the displayed notes will increase or decrease, but it won't change the BPM of the song.

Many players are using Speedmods to increase their playing skill and timing.

Example:
Song BPM = 150
Scrolling Speed = 150

Speedmod 0.5x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 75
Speedmod 2x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 300

Speedmod by TigerYoshiki September 5, 2008

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Spagdemonium

A gathering of Spags...usually around a river or still water, where chest beating and braggadocio ensues. Chants for "distance", "skagit" and "eddy ward" are heard for miles around. Typically, large quantities of PBR and Jack Daniels are consumed and every guy goes home alone.

Hey Dude, it was Spagdemonium down on the Sandy last week.

Are you attending Spagdemonium at the GGCC?

Spagdemonium by Fly Monkey February 23, 2010

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