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spadonkadonk

Much like the urban term spadoodle, that refers to the game in which you say spadoodle when you spot a vehicle with a headlight out, the term spadonkadonk can be used when you spot a vehicle with a tail light out.
Nah that's not a spadoodle, it's a tail light out. Therefore you say spadonkadonk.
spadonkadonk by Proto709 March 27, 2013

seadonkadonk 

A Fat obnoxious Sweat Hog, with a Fat booty. Seadonk,Bum,butterface,Fat Skunk,Seadonkey
Damn, yo she got a Seadonkadonk.
seadonkadonk by Nwood July 4, 2007

spelonkadonk 

To navigate or explore the subterranean landscape of the human rectum or booty, typically with the aid of headlamps, crampons, and helmets.

When successfully exploring without the use need for lubrication, this activity is known as spelokadamning.

In the event that the regions in question have not yet been traversed, one might say said environment was spelonkadank.

A subset of spelondadonking, known as spelonkahonkeydonking, is acted upon a Caucasian subject.

May also be used as a noun. See examples.
Verb.
We have a lovely evening planned: a concert at the amphitheater, picnic at the reservoir with a bottle of wine, and if it all goes well, some spelonkadonking.

Noun.
Shit, it's Friday night. I'm about to get my spelonkadonk on.
spelonkadonk by h3extraextra March 19, 2014

Spladonkadonk 

Someone who is really short and has less of a say on things because they are short.
This kid is such a spladonkadonk
Spladonkadonk by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026