speedonkadonk 

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.

Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.

speedonkadonk by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

spadonkadonk

Much like the urban term spadoodle, that refers to the game in which you say spadoodle when you spot a vehicle with a headlight out, the term spadonkadonk can be used when you spot a vehicle with a tail light out.

Nah that's not a spadoodle, it's a tail light out. Therefore you say spadonkadonk.

spadonkadonk by Proto709 March 27, 2013

seadonkadonk 

A Fat obnoxious Sweat Hog, with a Fat booty. Seadonk,Bum,butterface,Fat Skunk,Seadonkey

Damn, yo she got a Seadonkadonk.

seadonkadonk by Nwood July 4, 2007

spelonkadonk 

To navigate or explore the subterranean landscape of the human rectum or booty, typically with the aid of headlamps, crampons, and helmets.

When successfully exploring without the use need for lubrication, this activity is known as spelokadamning.

In the event that the regions in question have not yet been traversed, one might say said environment was spelonkadank.

A subset of spelondadonking, known as spelonkahonkeydonking, is acted upon a Caucasian subject.

May also be used as a noun. See examples.

Verb.
We have a lovely evening planned: a concert at the amphitheater, picnic at the reservoir with a bottle of wine, and if it all goes well, some spelonkadonking.

Noun.
Shit, it's Friday night. I'm about to get my spelonkadonk on.

spelonkadonk by h3extraextra March 19, 2014

Spladonkadonk 

Someone who is really short and has less of a say on things because they are short.

This kid is such a spladonkadonk

Spladonkadonk by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023