Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

Speedrape by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

SpeedTyper 

Someone, usually in a mainly texted base role-playing game, who types extremely fast, usually very short sentences, so that the other player can't process what is happening, giving them an unfair advantage in any role-play situation

Player: -he'd turn to look-
SpeedTyper: -I'd aim-
SpeedTyper: -I'd fire in his neck-
SpeedTyper: -I'd dive-
Player: ((dude you cant just do that man
SpeedTyper: (shut up kid stop complaining Im calling a mod for false void

SpeedTyper by AgreeableApe September 30, 2019

Speedwagen 

Speedwagen
A vehicle that is built for the purpose of going fast

The Speedwagen is going to set a world speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

The Speedwagen is faster than a Honda

Speedwagen by Garry King January 11, 2009

dyslexic speedreaders 

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.

dyslexic speedreaders by Karaudio October 8, 2007

speedrope 

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).

Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.

speedrope by Jim A December 31, 2006

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

speedramps by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

dyslexic speedreaders 

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".

"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"

dyslexic speedreaders by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007