spazola

1) synonym for spazz

What a spazola

by captain dumbass July 25, 2003

Spadola

A cup of coffee that consists of, and only of, 6 shots of espresso. If you have 12 shots of espresso in one cup - that would be a "Double Spadola" Named for Riccardo Spadola of NY Fame, who will ONLY have a Spadola in the AM and a Spadola at around 3:00pm. Unless he is doing some sort of network configuration, and then it's Spadolas all around all day.

I'd like a Spadola and a croissant to go, please. Thank you. Actually, can you make that a double Spadola?

by bonaccij November 22, 2010

spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.

"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"

by dan November 26, 2004

spazomatic

To be crazy and out of control. Used to describe elaine

ME: Get down from that desk elaine, your being spazomatic

by ashley March 7, 2005

spazomatistick

when you are a bit of a spaz and are a bit autistic

freind: goes to Maccas and orders 600 mc nuggets.
me: bro don't be so spazomatistick

by lEngend696969 October 30, 2019

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005

Spazzla

An attempt to Dance using random uninhibited movements without or care for the welfare of other dancers in the vicinity. A more dangerous form of spazzla is incorporating martial arts and knocking out some other dancers. The act of falling over whist doing Spazzla, the dancer gets re-labelled as a Klutzla.

That guy was doing spazzla, and worse himself out. But at least he wasnt a Dorkla. However when he fell over, he became a Klutzla.

by Frogster December 9, 2008