swizz

sweedish jizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz

by gareth May 26, 2004

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.

"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."

by Gareth March 24, 2004

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.

on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect

by gareth January 29, 2003

Duff Gen

Incorrect information. May have had origins in the RAF.

That tip you gave me for the 2.30 at Sandown turned out to be duff gen.

by Gareth May 31, 2004

scraggy

An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.

Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!

by Gareth November 18, 2004

boet

brother, homie, friend etc..

My boet is gonna take me to the match!

by Gareth January 18, 2004

rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".

by Gareth October 27, 2003