spazimodo

Someone who acts very strange, or does everything wrong, clumsy, goes round saying random stuff.

For gods sake, will you stop being a spazimodo

I like me friend even though he is a bit of a spazimodo

by Spineoid July 1, 2016

Spazmodulified

To be Spazmodulified one has to be suffering the effects of mind altering drugs and unable to function as well as they normally would. To be intoxicated. To be incapacitated.

At the party the young man was Spazmodulified.

I am totally Spazmodulified.

I'm pure spazmodulified out my bin by the way!

Let's get spazmodulified.

by Honky_Tonk_Dixie February 25, 2009

Spazmodical

1. A really stupid person

2. Someone who does really stupid things

I can't believe you did that, you Spazmodical!

by Tiger1i1y December 21, 2009

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

spazmod

A person who has performed an idiotic act is called a spazmod.

How the hell did you drop that pass you spazmod?

by Jack Bannan+Sam Walker April 28, 2006

Spazimony

the amount of money paid to the mother of your illegitimate children that you would otherwise spend on drugs and alcohol.

"Hey Darren, where's my spazimony? You haven't spent it all on nangs and crack again, have you?"

by boogerzz October 1, 2008

Spazmodite

pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"

" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "

by Erazer February 25, 2009