spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

Spankology

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology

Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

by Spanky the spanker May 20, 2012

Spankology

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked

i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job

by Spank dad January 11, 2017

spaceology

spaceology was a formerly chatmod on the popular minecraft server CreativeFun and was apart of the first mass false banning by one of the server owners. He was known to be hard at work, relentless and very caring.

Person 1: Hey you remember spaceology?
Person 2: Yeah! he was really nice.

by some_random_gamer_boy May 27, 2020

spermology

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist

When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology

by eliz November 10, 2004

Spermology

The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.

Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.

by Domepiece extrordinare jr January 10, 2010

SPAMolgy

The scientific study of SPAM over time.

Originally developed in the mid 17th century by SPAMtoligst Sir Spam DeAArdvarkian, SPAMolgy is the branch of science directly concerned with SPAM and it's effects on human and primate culture.

After an incentive 84 month study, the Committee for the Further Development and Education of SPAM (CftFDEoS)announced today that the 2009 Spambell prize would go to Mark Walhberg for talking to animals.

According to the February 2009 edition of SPAM Monthly. 'Mark has paved the way for a new era in SPAMolgy'

by Sir SPAM DeAArdvarkian III March 20, 2009