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Spankology 

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

Spankology 

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked
i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job
Spankology by Spank dad January 11, 2017

spaceology 

spaceology was a formerly chatmod on the popular minecraft server CreativeFun and was apart of the first mass false banning by one of the server owners. He was known to be hard at work, relentless and very caring.
Person 1: Hey you remember spaceology?
Person 2: Yeah! he was really nice.

spermology 

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist
When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology
spermology by eliz November 10, 2004

Spermology 

The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.
Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.

SPAMolgy 

The scientific study of SPAM over time.

Originally developed in the mid 17th century by SPAMtoligst Sir Spam DeAArdvarkian, SPAMolgy is the branch of science directly concerned with SPAM and it's effects on human and primate culture.
After an incentive 84 month study, the Committee for the Further Development and Education of SPAM (CftFDEoS)announced today that the 2009 Spambell prize would go to Mark Walhberg for talking to animals.

According to the February 2009 edition of SPAM Monthly. 'Mark has paved the way for a new era in SPAMolgy'
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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