Spazimony 

the amount of money paid to the mother of your illegitimate children that you would otherwise spend on drugs and alcohol.

"Hey Darren, where's my spazimony? You haven't spent it all on nangs and crack again, have you?"

Spazimony by boogerzz October 1, 2008

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

Sparsimony 

To save a top-notch attraction for the next visit. Adjective: sparsimonious, adj.

"So, you made it to The Big Apple! Did you get to Ollie's joint?"
"Naw! In a fit of sparsimony, we gave it a miss for next time!"

Sparsimony by Attika-Elvis October 25, 2009

spazimodo 

Someone who acts very strange, or does everything wrong, clumsy, goes round saying random stuff.

For gods sake, will you stop being a spazimodo

I like me friend even though he is a bit of a spazimodo

spazimodo by Spineoid July 1, 2016

spazmongo 

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

spazmongo by WavieDavie June 3, 2009

spazmong 

Someone who displays emphasized slow movement or failure to respond to others despite having nothing wrong with them.

"What's wrong with you today?! You're acting like such a spazmong!"

spazmong by Geoffreyyy June 16, 2008

spazmonkey 

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

spazmonkey by Yobkillah October 11, 2006