spatzl 

Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.

Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.

spatzl by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Spazzl 

Spaz + Bassel. Want's to fuck men in the ass but claims it isn't gay.

What do you call a man who wants to fuck men but claims he isn't gay? Spazzl.

Spazzl by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

sputzlich 

An adjective with no meaning what-so-ever. One to use in any situation ever. Discribes everything and everyone. The meaning is up to your imagination.

"You're so sputzlich!"

"The sky is really sputzlich today."
"Why are you so sputzlich all the time?!"

sputzlich by vgirl04 October 19, 2022

New Jersey Spatula 

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Spatula City

A warehouse full of spatulas for *any* occasion. Popularized on U-62 (a UHF station) in the movie UHF.

♫Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all!♪

Spatula City by PheagleAdler May 19, 2010