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Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz 

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?
"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"
Related Words

spazzy bastard 

When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard"

Spazz in the batter 

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.
Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

Sprazzle Dazzle 

The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!
Sprazzle Dazzle by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009

Frazzle Snazzle 

According to Bill Cosby, or his celebrity jeopardy counter part Frazzle Snazzle is the square root of Firsnazzle Difornazzle. If you're ever ask to bet on this, you should wager: Bleeble Blabble
Trebeck: And you wrote: Frazzle Snazzle.....
Frazzle Snazzle by nitz September 27, 2005

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017