spatch cock
"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"
spatch cock by Omega Nova May 15, 2006
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SPATCH-COCK
A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.
1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"
SPATCH-COCK by Rupert Shucks March 9, 2004
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snatch cock
-Tell her she has nasty snatch cock
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)
(from the TV series 'Misfits')
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)
(from the TV series 'Misfits')
snatch cock by Sof90 June 22, 2011
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cock snatch by Dave Perala September 2, 2008
cock swatch
A mixture between a dickhead and that random guy named Christian at the local public school listening to four big guys
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Snatch Cocktail
Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up
Dale: How was your weekend ?
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
Snatch Cocktail by browntown6 June 26, 2010
Spatchcocked
Spatchcocked by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022
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