spasasaur 

Someone who is retarded beyond recognition and the use or spasasaur is used because of the low intellect of dinosaurs.

You are such a spasasaur mark!

spasasaur by Teeth_Nose_Teeth February 12, 2024

scabasaurus 

(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably

Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us

Brandon is a scabasaurus.

scabasaurus by tom and joe May 12, 2008

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.

"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."

slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008

Slagasaurous Rex 

A combination of a skank, slut, whore, hoe, and a T-Rex.

Person 1: OMG she totally stripped in class!

Person 2: My boyfriend broke up with me just to watch!

Person 1: What a Slagasaurous Rex!

Slagasaurous Rex by random people that love you January 3, 2011

Spazzasaur

Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy

General Conversation with a Spazzasaur

Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)

Person1: ... what?

Spazzasaur by Jynxed April 24, 2009

swagasaurus rex 

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!

did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

swagasaurus rex by Nate m f'in Henry January 19, 2010

swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.

Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

swagasaurus by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011