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sarasaurus 

That is the sarasaurus its the most rarest (and most diseased!) dinosaur that survived the big bang! (πŸ‘πŸ†) the sarasaurus has many diseases! Like: hiv, toe fungus, ass cancer, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, aids, pubic lice and more. The sarasaurus is a really sexual animal if you couldnt tell. The sarasaurus has a pink dildo in her dresser at home! The sarasaurus is easily annoyed, can be upset easily. Their common favorite color is pink, brown they like these colors because they have a shit kink and a pussy insides looks! The sarasaurus is kind and β€œloving” to her friends and makes fun of other people that she isnt friends with.
Wow! Thats a big sarasaurus!
sarasaurus by _Nicki_Minaj_ October 27, 2022
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scabasaurus 

(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably

Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us
Brandon is a scabasaurus.
scabasaurus by tom and joe May 12, 2008

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.
"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."
slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008

swagasaurus rex 

did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.
Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

Swagasaurus rex 

The highest possible level of swag that a human being is capable of without being high
Dude that guy is a tottal swagasaurus rex

stanasaurus 

This is a huge guy named Stan that resembles a dinosaur in stature, tall, girthy, and fleet of foot.
Did you see that huge dude named Stan, he was a monster or better yet a stanasaurus rex.
stanasaurus by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014