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Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.
Spurmp by Smeefster September 8, 2018
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sparmp • Sparkplug • Spurmp • spamp • spramp • spampage • spamper • sparm • Spampede • Spamping
verb; to spramp, she spramps, spramping.

The action of liquid being forced onto something/somebody.

As heard on Will & Grace, ep. 1.17.
The ocean waves spramps on the rocks.

I like to spramp some perfume on for the hubby.

I like to spramp a little water on my face every morning.

WRONG USE OF THE WORD:
"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't." Being spramped has nothing to do with being screwed (in the clean sense of the word).
spramp by Unna L. Wildt April 15, 2008
Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.
Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?
spurmp by Schillzchillz September 8, 2018

Spampire 

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.
Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.
Spampire by Whodang October 25, 2012

Sparkplug 

A person who has spunk and/or a feisty attitude.
That girl is a real sparkplug.
Sparkplug by Aninjaninja June 1, 2010
A little asshole who thinks hes cool and funny and that he has friends but in reality hes a fuckin dork and a mother fucker.

Dude that kid is a Skarmp!!
I know right??? He thinks he so funny!!!
Skarmp by your mother fuckin mother February 19, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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