sparklino

Compound of "sparkle" and the Italian suffix "-ino."

A young gay flirt, radiating "look at me," a bit too well-groomed and with one too many trendy accessories.

In a gay bar:

A: "Look at him, he's gorgeous."
B: "Oh, he's just a sparklino."

sparklino by justbrowzing April 20, 2006

Head Sparkin’ 

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Head Sparkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

sparklepoofies 

Slang name for the arylcyclohexylamine (PCP and ketamine family) drug methoxetamine, a research chemical introduced to the grey market around 2010. First produced in the UK, it is now illegal in that country and several others, but remains legal in much of the world. Other slang names for it include mket and MXE.

I did so much sparklepoofies last night, I went deep into an M-hole!

sparklepoofies by Murple September 3, 2012

sparknote 

verb- to sparknote is: to use the resourses conveniently allocated at the website www.sparknotes.com to help one quickly absorb critical information on a piece of literature or reading material (that was either too stupid, too long, too boring, or one was just too stinking lazy to read) in order to allow the recieving of a good grade on the test or evaluation for the corresponding piece of literature.

Usage Note: The time at which one typically partakes in the act of sparknoting is usually in close proximity to the time of the test or evaluation, moreover, the night prior.

Yo dude! I didn't even read To Kill a Mockingbird. All I did was spaknote it and i got a 100% on the test.

Man, Great Expectatiions is huge. Charles Dickens really needed to learn how to be more concise. I am definately going to have to sparknote this one.

Dude, the test is in two days and you haven't even turned a page. You are gonna get the shaft if you don't sparknote it.

sparknote by Shoelace July 9, 2004

zipper sparking 

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

zipper sparking by JrMint September 27, 2004