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sparetire

A person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. A positive spin on the word thirdwheel. This person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. So the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.
Guy: Aye i want to ask Jane to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure if she'll go, i don really know her that well.

Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!

Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?
by Frank3 August 22, 2011
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sparetire

When a fat person has a ring of fat that hangs off thier pants all around thier midsection resembling a sparetire.
That bitch was carrying a sparetire big enough to put on my car!
by Willhough January 10, 2007
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spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist
I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.
by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009
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spare tire

In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.

The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.
As Jimmy was sick that day, Daniel the Spare Tire, would get to take his place
by Smashed Marx October 3, 2017
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outer spacetime

Replaces "outer space" because it combines space and time into a single continuum. as done in physics.
His ideas are so revolutionary that it's like he's from the future. He came from outer spacetime.
by creepy guy ie April 25, 2011
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spare tire

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman
small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't
by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010
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Shola shoretire

Shola shoretire is the best footballer ever
by Penandes police March 8, 2021
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