spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

spadered by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

spadered

Loosing ones genitalia by way of the spade.

Like with dogs only more fun.

see spading

When he came at me with his spade I knew I was going to get spadered.

spadered by spader March 29, 2004

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spadered • Sladered

spadered

Having been gotten to by spader.

He spadered my cat, he spadered my dog, and then he came for my hot dog!

(Rhyme of the Spaded, by Comrade Mullady)

spadered by Spader April 23, 2004

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Sladered

Using the God given website Slader to cheat your way through the gates of highschool hell. Search your textbook, look up the page, BAM instant answers.

“Did you do the homework?”

“Yah, I sladered it.”

Sladered by lorettapppp February 2, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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