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spankety spank by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
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Spanket
Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.
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spanket blanket
A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
spanket blanket by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006
Spankey
Spankey by Wizza sleeve December 4, 2020
self spankery
Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty
Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
self spankery by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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