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Spanfrans hand sanitizers 

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.
The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.
An abbreviation of San Francisco for those not from San Francisco. Usually uttered by tourists, right before they step on or off a cable car.
I vacationed in SanFran this weekend, and got mugged three times!
SanFran by horsechex June 29, 2011

Sanfrancisco Sunlight 

The act of jamming pop rocks down your urethra and and having them pop when you cum.
Jonny. Last night I decided to get freaky with Stephanie and I did a sanfrancisco sunlight with her and now my dick hurts so badly.

Spanflanking 

Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.

The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.
I took Marl Spanflanking and he nearly pissed himself. We did have a spanflank count of 31 though.

Sanfrancisco Waterfall 

The act of urinating in female's Anus. This is a term that can be commonly used to replace the saying, "I'd pee in her butt", if a female is, in fact, attractive.
I would give that girl a SanFrancisco Waterfall.

SanFransocializing 

hanging out in the same room, everyone on their own laptop/phone/etc
I SanFransocialized with Rubin, Heather and Ed last night.

I'm over at Ian's house SanFransocializing with Quarly, Ian and Kai
SanFransocializing by DeadlyiCoN January 29, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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