spambarded 

Having your email bombarded by spam.

Every time you log on to your email account, your mailbox has been spambarded with unsoliced junkmail.

spambarded by Wini Hamilton March 6, 2008

Spamgarden 

A site or internet based forum filled with spammers.

I was hoping to find more fans of Michael Jackson, but it seems this website is just a spamgarden.

Spamgarden by Hiromu656 November 1, 2009

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

smamtarded 

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

smamtarded by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009

spambard

What websites that you have to join do to your email address.

3,873 Facebook and Fanfiction notifications in my E-mail. From this week?? I've been spambarded.

spambard by X Veni Vidi Vici X August 20, 2011

Swarmbarded 

To attack an enemy with everything you have.

A swarm of people bombarded the politician with insults and vulgarities. She was swarmbarded.

Swarmbarded by Crazyeyes22 March 16, 2020

spaztarded 

1. an individual who is spasticated and retarded.

1. "that kid really pisses me off. he thinks he has friends. what a retard"
"na, mate, hes spaztarded"
"lol"

spaztarded by arse-o-holic September 1, 2009