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Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.
Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
Slamwarden by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011
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spambarded 

Having your email bombarded by spam.
Every time you log on to your email account, your mailbox has been spambarded with unsoliced junkmail.
spambarded by Wini Hamilton March 6, 2008