by Hiromu656 November 1, 2009
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Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.
Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011
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Every time you log on to your email account, your mailbox has been spambarded with unsoliced junkmail.
by Wini Hamilton March 6, 2008
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