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spaggy tits 

tits that no one should ever touch because they are just plain nasty
i was about to have sex with this fine ass girl...she took off her shirt and she had the spaggiest tits ever
spaggy tits by Sean July 22, 2004

Saggy Tits 

The condition where a woman's or man's breasts hang down below the initial point of saggyness.
Ian, you have the looks of a 50 year old woman, you saggy tittied bastard...
Saggy Tits by Michel S August 11, 2004

Saggy Tits 

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.
DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.
Saggy Tits by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008

saggy tits 

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.
Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!
saggy tits by Owen January 12, 2005

saggy tits 

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.
My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.
saggy tits by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.
He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.
Saggy-tits bolger by Headonya November 4, 2019
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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