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noun - someone who is incredibly stupid or half-witted
"Dennis, I know you're an accountant, but all of those typos in your emails make you to like a right spagger"
spagger by Julestheking August 28, 2008
Spagger (noun)
Definition: A person, device, or system that regularly causes or experiences spaggs. Can be used insultingly toward bad Wi-Fi, outdated hardware, or unreliable teammates.
Dude, you’re such a spagger — you constantly lag out of nowhere every game.
Spagger by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

exaggerated swagger 

A distinct characteristic only found within black teens, typically displayed when leaping off of rooftops and flipping backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive.
The way he leaps off of rooftops and turns to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen, it gives me goosebumps every time he does it. -Gamespot 2020
exaggerated swagger by cartop5 November 18, 2020

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Swagger Baskin 

To bask in your own swagger. To have so much swagger that you can just bask in the ambiance of it.
Carl: Yo have you seen Zach today?

Eric: Naw, I heard he's in the cut swagger baskin.

Carl: Word, I wish I had swagger like that nigga.
Swagger Baskin by Zach Hitsitraw October 23, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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