means a person who is so stupid that it is impossible to believe or someone who is so ugly a blobfish would win a beauty pageant before them
"Damn, Mark over there is such a spaft".
"Shut the hell up spaft, you don't know what the fuck your talking about".
"Shut the hell up spaft, you don't know what the fuck your talking about".
by Genocidic_pacifist June 29, 2023
Get the spaft mug.When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018
Get the Sheppard-Shaft mug.Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.
I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter
by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
Get the Shafter mug.Spadt-pronounced "SPADE" was originally named for a farm or garden tool.
It is German in origin and can also be linked with a strong minded person,compassionate and loyal.
When also combined with "Mel" the attributes are multiplied immensely.
It is German in origin and can also be linked with a strong minded person,compassionate and loyal.
When also combined with "Mel" the attributes are multiplied immensely.
That Mel Spadt is one of the best loyal friends a person could have!
He always goes out of his way to help people out!
He always goes out of his way to help people out!
by The Mel-man February 7, 2010
Get the spadt mug.Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Get the blister shaft mug.by _wha_ March 22, 2021
Get the daff spaff mug.1. The deprived erection of a holy man.
2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.
2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
by VixenMask June 29, 2014
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