spaft 

means a person who is so stupid that it is impossible to believe or someone who is so ugly a blobfish would win a beauty pageant before them

"Damn, Mark over there is such a spaft".

"Shut the hell up spaft, you don't know what the fuck your talking about".

spaft by Genocidic_pacifist June 29, 2023

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

Shafter 

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.

I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter

Shafter by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

spadt 

Spadt-pronounced "SPADE" was originally named for a farm or garden tool.
It is German in origin and can also be linked with a strong minded person,compassionate and loyal.
When also combined with "Mel" the attributes are multiplied immensely.

That Mel Spadt is one of the best loyal friends a person could have!
He always goes out of his way to help people out!

spadt by The Mel-man February 7, 2010

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014