Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive
2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?
by suthernt06 February 10, 2012
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A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.
You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.
by myblobfish July 01, 2010
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1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period
person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"
by mikey92 April 19, 2009
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A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.
To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.
by Homophones August 04, 2020
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An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.
Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*
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by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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