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It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.
*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”
SPAFTN by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Acne on your shaft; pimples on your penis
Magnus has really gross shaftne. It drizzles on girls when they give him head.
shaftne by Captain Footlong July 20, 2005
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Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.
Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.
Medium Shaftner by sergiothinks October 22, 2010
The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina or anus.
Excuse me darling, can we try something a little different tonight? I was thinking that we should try some spafing to spice things up.
Spafing by kayno1 May 14, 2008
A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.
Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"
Shaftne by diseased sheep July 11, 2006
To be identified as the coolest person ever. To have an obsession with animal print-like things. To be associated with Mikers.

Also known as Spatters, Spatter Batter, Special K, and Sputnig
"Oh man, did you see that cool chick over there?"

"You mean Spatny?"
spatny by kspatters February 23, 2009
it describes how good you or someone or something else looks
Eg. I'm looking really spafty today.

The weather is pretty spafty today I love it.
spafty by dousycrea February 23, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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