SPAFTN

It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.

*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”

by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019

shaftne

Acne on your shaft; pimples on your penis

Magnus has really gross shaftne. It drizzles on girls when they give him head.

by Captain Footlong July 20, 2005

Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.

Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.

by sergiothinks October 22, 2010

Spafing

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina or anus.

Excuse me darling, can we try something a little different tonight? I was thinking that we should try some spafing to spice things up.

by kayno1 May 14, 2008

Shaftne

A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.

Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

spatny

To be identified as the coolest person ever. To have an obsession with animal print-like things. To be associated with Mikers.

Also known as Spatters, Spatter Batter, Special K, and Sputnig

"Oh man, did you see that cool chick over there?"

"You mean Spatny?"

by kspatters February 23, 2009

spafty

it describes how good you or someone or something else looks

Eg. I'm looking really spafty today.

The weather is pretty spafty today I love it.

by dousycrea February 23, 2021