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Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011

sadistic sense of humour 

someone who might not be sadistic or cruel, but finds the pain or misfortune of others amusing.
"Ben laughed when I fell yesterday - he has such a sadistic sense of humour."