spadge

someone in authority who thinks they can get away with anything

mix of police badge and comes from saying that a police badge is a 'do whatever you want and get away with it badge'

D:Mr Stokes sent me out of class today

F:He's a spadge him

by Brian Carvalho July 24, 2023

Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010

spadge

British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.

"Howdey little spadge"

by Norman Howard August 16, 2005

Spadge

In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.

"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"

by Bruce March 17, 2004

spadge

British: A young person, usually used by aunts or uncles

Hello my little spadge!

by Ultrelusive July 21, 2005

Spadge

Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

spadge

To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.

by Tex56789 April 27, 2006