Spudging 

The act of gently nudging someone out of the way with an erect penis.

“Garry was spudging his way through the crowded carriage to the door.”

Spudging by The Second King of Prawns July 3, 2020

Spudging 

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

Spudging by qvackhead May 15, 2025

face smudging 

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

face smudging by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006

smudging

An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.

The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.

smudging by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007

Mud-Spudding 

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

Mud-Spudding by Thahash March 3, 2019

Fanny smudging 

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

Fanny smudging by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

snudging 

To aggressively sniff a ladies seat, once vacated. To bury ones face in the watermark of bottom scent.

"My Bucket List #1? - Snudging the Queens of England's throne."

snudging by OtisDay December 4, 2014