Sauce_Monkey's definitions

Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Spadging

To spadge one off; spadging one off.

To aggressively masturbate.

"He just spends all day spadging one off".

"He just spends all day spadging one off".

by Sauce_Monkey October 2, 2020

Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse

"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Milky shits

When you drink too much milk

"I've drank too much milk, I've now got the milky shits"

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Kestrel sex

Two kestrels that have sex

"look at those kestrels, having kestrel sex, filthy fuckers!"

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020