The spiritual experience that is had when consuming an excessively spicy or hot type of food. Usually accompanied by sweating and the sensation of burning.

Extra effect comes when a spicetastic event is followed later in the day by a dark ritual.

Justin: Me and Julie went out for our anniversary dinner last night to that new Indian on derp street.

James: No way, how was it?

Justin: The food was good, but I made the unfortunate mistake of having my dish vindaloo hot.

James: Sounds good.

Justin: It was spicetastic! I broke out into a heavy sweat and I was gasping for water for about an hour.

James: Damn dude, that sounds great.

Justin: Yeah!...... Oh god, I can feel a dark ritual coming on!

James: Awesome!

<the two high 5>

Spicetastic by sirjamestheawesome November 3, 2010

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spaznastic

achieving slight annoyingness through random and extreme bursts of hyper activity

that man is nothing but a spaznastic turd

spaznastic by joe burblyturd August 2, 2017

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Spacktastic

A cross between Spacker and Fantastic. To be used only for the most collosal of fuckup.

John "So what was the party like"
Cedric "No pussy, No booze.... It was Spacktastic"

Spacktastic by Fantard April 16, 2010

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spaznastics

After spending a good amount of time in a public bathroom smoking crack, you are transformed into a 'JunkHero'. You no longer are subdued to the lower class 'normal' citizen, you have a power that is freakishly uncontrolable by any human being. Consumed by pure EVIL and the hunger for more crack weighing in at about 115lb., Captain Ross the veitnam vet that could easily bench press a tart cart with his 'Bear Claw' of a hand, down the block pushin easily 278lbs. pure CockD will get his shit pushed in and piss running down his leg because u have Spaznastics.

Fuck that I dont give a shit if he had A year in MMA or not. He gets paid so I'm gonna throw SPAZNASTICS on him and get paid.

spaznastics by Damien "Cruz" Spicoli July 25, 2010

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