Flagot

A portmanteau of flag and bigot. Used to mock the new wave of “patriots” who insist “you can’t wave a flag nowadays” while waving one, wearing one as a cape, and hydrating exclusively from a Union Jack mug.

From Old English flageh (“piece of cloth waved aggressively in lieu of an argument”) + Middle Grumbletonian bigotus (“one who complains loudly while doing the very thing they claim they’re not allowed to do”).
“After his third rant about Britain going down the draindelivered while wrapped in polyester bunting—Nigel was formally diagnosed as a flagot.”
by Fantard August 22, 2025
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Spacktastic

A cross between Spacker and Fantastic. To be used only for the most collosal of fuckup.
John "So what was the party like"
Cedric "No pussy, No booze.... It was Spacktastic"
by Fantard April 16, 2010
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