spacebears

Tardigrades; or the rebooting point for humanity on its eternal cycle of birth-technology-death... until we break through the portal.

Hey friendo,

What do you think the reason for existence is?

“Fucking...Spacebears”

by ar4s July 4, 2019

Comma Spacebar

Comma Spacebar is a mythical creature who is believed to dwell in northern Alabama. Sightings of Comma Spacebar have been rare, but most frequently take place in the northeastern corner of the state, with Fort Payne seeming to be the hotspot. This mythical creature is not entirely benevolent or malevolent as encounters have been pleasant for some and not so pleasant for others. No deaths have been attributed to comma spacebar. The creature is humanoid in form, slightly orange in tint, and has a deep interest in minute details involving human life. Comma Spacebar is very much a loner creature and will usually run when spotted. If provoked, he will stand his ground, but will usually not attack or cause injury. If a sighting occurs, it's best to make some noise and stand as still as possible.

Timothy: Dude! I went camping last night at Desoto State Park and I saw Comma Spacebar!
Daniel: Hahahaha, Comma Spacebar isn't even real. It's just a legend man. You probably saw a bear.
Timothy: I'm gonna punch you in the face Daniel, I know what I freaking saw!

by Racecar Man June 25, 2017

Spacebar

the thiccest key on your keyboard that uses up the space of 5 regular keys that usualy is pressed with your thumb

<-Pressed spacebar

by Not-underscore May 4, 2020

spaceboarding

The transportation of butt juice from one fool's anal cavity to another's through a tube, usually see through, but that is not entirely necessary. Sometimes it is perforated, but that can get messy.

Last night I had a galactic spaceboarding adventure.
O Yeah.

Bart: You wanna go to the movies?
Raul: Naw, lets go spaceboarding.
Bart: I'm down.
Raul: Quiet, troll.

by Chupa Kabbra April 1, 2007

scarebears

Using ones breasts and nipples for frightening attacking bears as they appear as large eyes, thus confusing and intimidating the bear. Similar to animal mimicry like "false eyes" on a butterflies wings.

It's an attacking bear, I will use my scarebears on the bitch...behold!

by scarebearanalyst October 2, 2010

spacebar

a very brief pause between words when speaking so people can understand you.
(credit to comedian Howie Mandel)

You talk too fast, man, use your f**king spacebar.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

Spacebar Rodeo

When lazy/stupid dumb-asses use space bars in an attempt to format text rather than trying to use the tab function properly in their program of choice.

Hey George, that file you sent me looks like someone was playing spacebar rodeo. Could you get them to fix their shit and send the file again?

by cheesebakesammy March 17, 2010