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plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019
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Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features
Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.
Plastic Sorgery by cartoonfish December 20, 2019
Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.

Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.
Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.

Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."

"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"
Sorgery by Steakfries409 December 21, 2019

Orgen Sorgen 

An icy mike made with mung instead of the traditional feces.
Dr. Battan talked non-stop about an Orgen Sorgen for ten minutes before she found out what it was.
Orgen Sorgen by whirly pop April 24, 2005
verb: To royally foul up, screw the pooch, drop the ball, or otherwise fail epically. Indigenous to the Niagara Falls Area.
Wow Jim, you really Sorged that one.
Sorge by exvsdouchebag March 23, 2009

Michael Sorgen 

Sara: Who’s Michael Sorgen?
Wyatt: He’s the man of all men, that’s who he is!
Michael Sorgen by Wybroo April 28, 2022